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Tuesday, June 21, 2011

10 things I'd love to hear

"New time change.  There will be four more hours in the day and two more days in the week."

"Don't get up, let me get that for you"

"I could give you a facial but your skin looks so good it's sort of a waste of time.  Would you like me to rub your feet instead?"

"I have all this old silver I just don't care for.  You want it?"

"Let's see you must be what.....a size 4?"

"Mom, could I please have a turn at washing the dishes?"

"Honey the neighbors called and said not to worry it's not OUR chickens that keep tearing up their flower beds"

"You should wear a pair of skinny jeans, you have the perfect body type for them!"

"Hello, my name is Pablo and I am your live in massuse"

"We're going away for a few days.  We leave in an hour and you need your passport"

Hey a girl can dream can't she?


5 comments:

  1. I love this! You hit so many on the mark... :)

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  2. Too Cute!
    I must admit I agree with you on all counts!
    Have a wonderful rest of the week!
    Donna

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  3. Amen Amen Amen!!!! I'm dreaming right along with you, Tamara! lol!

    xoxo laurie

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  4. Sounds like our dreams run along similar lines! Very funny!

    Thanks for your kind comment at Red Hen Home!

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