Tuesday, June 21, 2011
10 things I'd love to hear
"Don't get up, let me get that for you"
"I could give you a facial but your skin looks so good it's sort of a waste of time. Would you like me to rub your feet instead?"
"I have all this old silver I just don't care for. You want it?"
"Let's see you must be what.....a size 4?"
"Mom, could I please have a turn at washing the dishes?"
"Honey the neighbors called and said not to worry it's not OUR chickens that keep tearing up their flower beds"
"You should wear a pair of skinny jeans, you have the perfect body type for them!"
"Hello, my name is Pablo and I am your live in massuse"
"We're going away for a few days. We leave in an hour and you need your passport"
Hey a girl can dream can't she?